I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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