i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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