Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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