I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
be right there i have to get my cape
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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