Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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