That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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