Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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