hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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