Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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