garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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