Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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