Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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