Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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