but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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