woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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