Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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