I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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