Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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