I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Reggie can tackle my bush.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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