So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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