would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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