Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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