I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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