Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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