I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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