i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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