yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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