Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
try to milk me bitch
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