remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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