quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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