My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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