So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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