I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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