i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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