He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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