the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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