It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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