well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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