Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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