Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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