Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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