She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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