what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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