she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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