We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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