i jhust puked up my retainher.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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