too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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