Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if only i could text you this smell
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have feelings that need drinking.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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