I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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