So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
