Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
wat bout pragnant strippers??
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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