I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Sext me about skeletons
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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