Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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