I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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