hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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