Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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