Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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